Lesson Learned (all hail stupidity.)

[Valerie14]

okay yesterday....

after all my friends had left (we just watched the EX-MEN)
i saw a guava on my desk....
i asked my brother if it was his
it wasn't
so i took it and washed it with ICY COLD water.
then...
i decided to remove the seed with a knife....
i found a knife which was not for that job...
oh well....
i started peeling
peeling the seeds off a guava with a BREAD KNIFE....
then all of a sudden...
OUCH!
i cut myself
but it seemed that nothing went wrong...
so eating the guava i peeled with a bread knife.....
i suddenly felt my finger go...OUCH!
then i noticed...
it was bleeding!!! (just a small cut)
so here's lesson learned.

"Never peel a guava with a bread knife."

[antskers]

I have a lot to share!

I was walking down the street then.
I thought it was soooooo boring that day.
so to add some "thrill" in my walking, I closed my eyes for a while.
(not minding if people thought it was Night of The Living Dead)

then suddenly,

I stepped on cold, hard, shit.

Lesson Learned: "Keep your eyes on the Road"

[blupaint14]

it was a fine morning
not to mention the sun at it's peak(as always this summer, and i hate it)
when i decided to get down early for the aroma of the breakfast...
before indulging everything in my stomach,
my mom asked me to water the plants first
so i got out, pulled the water hose out...
but no water came out so i checked the hose..
after minutes of examination,
the water burst out and my face got wet!
what's worse is that
i stepped on Pearl's tail
so she let out a loud "MOOAARR!!!"

lesson learned: never face the water hose's mouth
or...
before watering plants, make sure no cats are around xD

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[Valerie14]

uguu~ nice one!

so earlier.... i was at church
then we just finished our sharing...
we sang "Oh mahal kita sa Panginoon"
as we shook each other's hands...
then came the guy (that according to an old friend is going to court or just planning. some day...)
he gave his hand close to me...
when i gave mine and was about to shake,
he drew his hand back
uguu~ what does he think of me?
as if he's a really handsome guy
(and take note: i'm older by one year and a day)
i shook with everybody else...
his hands trying to hold mine
(eeewww!)
so well, i successfully stopped his hand shake madness!!!
argh... it's really really annoying to have that gkind of guy around you all the time.

lesson learned: "If you are long haired, having a light skin, stay away from guys who are weird."

[antskers]

*farts*
oooooppssss.

[Valerie14]

last night, i couldn't sleep

i was drowning...

water in my lungs..

blub, blub, blub.....

so was my mother...

i felt hungry too...

but i decided not to drink hot milk...

'cause the other night before....

i slept at 4 after drinking hot milk then after wards.... drinking a glass of ICY COLD water.

the next day, i felt a little horse. (a pony?!)

that night, i drunk milk too... a hot one, afterwards drinking same old COLD water.

the next day...

i had a runny nose.

i took a bath at 3 in the afternoon.

went to church...

sneezed and coughed.

when i came home, i drowned.

lesson learned: if you are dumb enough to stay till dawn, don't drink cold water after drinking a hot one.[/color]

[antskers]

me:*watching panic! at the disco interview in youtube*
justin: is that Brendon and Ryan?
me: no.
justin:...

a few minutes later...

me:*losing patience over turtle-paced buffering*
justin:want to speed up the buffering?
me:*too concentrated on Brendon* how?
justin:close the window, then press alt+u+u
me:*closes all windows*

justin:
me:what?!
justin:you believed me?!?
me: *stabs justin*
justin:*dead*



lesson learned: don't ever listen to justin.

[Valerie14]

ahehehehehe... how taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd

[antskers]

I'll kill him ten times over.

[Valerie14]

another one!

i was...... i was getting hot water for my mom.....

when i agve it to her, she said

"i said warm not hot!"

so i tried to spill the glass' contents.....

it was a water goblet....

and in the dark i could not see....

so.....

OUCH!

i spiled the water on my hands!!!

my poor finger!!!

it was boiling hot and i almost killed my finger.

Lesson Learned: when someone says warm, make sure the hot water is just a drop.

[Valerie14]

okay what i'm going to tell you is really icky......

i long wanted to drink some hot or cold chocolate milk...

i mean, my nose is coming back to me so....

i got the milk can

but then, we had so much calamansi juice (that lacks sugar) which was cold.

i realized we didn't have cold water then.....

the coooler was off....

so what i did....

i took some juice....

half glass only....

then put a spoon of chocolate milk......

experimentation.

i'm a scientist.

i expeccted to see a fruit flavored milk....

i mean, taste....

when i aasted it.....

all i wanted to say was....

HIK.....

hik

hik.....

nope, not addicting.

just disgustingly eeeewww!!!!

i had to drink it all.....

then.......

i recommended it to my brother and pretended it tasted awesome....

he did....

as i was opening the can for him..

i can't help grinning...

revenge for my own stupidity.... haha!!

so...

YAY! he said it tasted horrible.

Lesson LEarned: if you plan to drink a weird concoction, make sure you can fool the others with it.

or....

an experiment is useless without application. so calamansi milk should be commercialized.

[antskers]

oh calamansi.
It really is memorable to me.

Back at school, when it's break time, or lunch time,
the trio(me, karyl & jv)are always gathered in the same table everyday.
then, as always, would share stories of mischief and misadventures(becoz we're not from the same section).

after eating, we always do something with the leftovers,
we call it CHEMISTRY and/or PHYSICS.

one of our greatest discoveries was....*drumroll please*

PEPSI MANSI!

I know, it's kind of gross, but tastes really good!
It's like Pepsi with a kick of calamansi. obviously.
(if anyone would like to learn the whole story, pm me.)

and another was..

C2 Cola

a combination of c2(apple) and Pepsi!!
tis very great too!!!


but thw weirdest part is when we do PHYSICS...

I don't wanna talk about it further.

I leave everything to blupaint14.

go honey!!! ;D

[blupaint14]

<sub>uuhh..chemistry?
uhh, co0l! ;D
except for the part wer sumbody wud still eat
then you mix this and that
and how it will look awfully disgusting

oh, and...
another thing from the trio'd firsts
is the PESPI luv relationships:D
if you would observe..
every pepsi bottles on the school caf
have different forms and shapes right?

the wavy, sexy one- hot momma(of course)
the straight, muscular one- the quarterback hottie
half straight, half wavy- errr, you know the gender:D

then after we finish our food,
we would play with those bottles
like barbie dolls xD
except, the role player's dialogue
contains explicit language
and is not suitable for minors</sub>

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[antskers]

oh that.

thats ****

haha.

I'm so embarassed to say that I started that one.

green me.XD

[blupaint14]

<sub>was that way back during the 7th grade?

or was that just the last SY :?</sub>

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