Post by antskers on Apr 22, 2008 2:06:25 GMT -5
"Okay. That was good. Now tell me what happened that day, and up to when you can remember."
What a fine day. The sun is shining, birds happily singing. What could go wrong? The fact that I brushed my teeth seems an achievement. Better be on the road again.
Aahh. Biking. Refreshes my soul. I owe everything to biking. Reminds me of Mars. The land down under, that's where he is. But how? Why? I'll tell you some other time.
Now let's go back to me, shall we?
So I was biking... At 6:00am. Early, yes. But for me, pretty late. As a newspaper boy, it's a tough job waking up early and roaming the streets: delivering papers(that don't really bring news) to houses guarded by devils called DOGS.
I strutted down the street up to the next doing my thing, when suddenly...
"WTF?!?! You almost killed me! Lock your eyes on the road pregnant dog!!!"
"I'm so sorry!!! I'm really really sorry!!!"
"Who the bloody hell are you???"
he said, deeply looking into my eyes.
"Are we kind of... Related??"
"IDK. Maybe, I guess."
"Just the hair tells us apart."
"Come with me!"
"Hey kid! Where do you live?"
"The house nearest the river, you?"
"Find the largest house around with a blue gate, tell them your FG! Ciao!!!"
...
"Wait!!! First Gentleman?!?! Come back here!!!"
"Very good Ely, you gave that guy your rags, you told him where you live, you let him run away with your bike, your cents in his pocket, and you didn't even manage to ask his name. All you know is that he looks effingly like you."
"Hey people! You! Guard with a stupid hat! Let me in!
"Who's there?"
"I'm the First Gentleman! Open the freakishly large gate!!!"
"Sir Flynn? Is that you?
"Yeah! Whatever!"
"Come inside sir. The whole household had been waiting for you."
Guard:(There's something different about him, I just can't actually tell.XP)
I can't remember what happened then, but the next morning I first went to school.
I boarded the bus that stopped by our gate.
everybody's giving me this kind of look:
*whispering gossips*
Girl1: look what summer did to Flynnie!
Girl2: Hot Blondie!!! awww
"Hey buddy! I saved you a seat! As always."
"Thanks kid."
"Thanks kid?!?! Don't you 'thanks kid' me!!! I'm your spoon!!!"
"And I'm the fork?!?"
"Ok. You got blonde, then you got dumb. What happened???"
"What happened what???"
"YOUR THE BUTTER KNIFE!!! For Godsakes, bessy, tell me what REALLY happened."
"What happened?!? I'll tell you what happened!!! Ijust lost my memory!!! I don't know who I am, who you are, everything!!!"
"If this makes you happy, I'll roll with you bessy."
"Thank You."
"Anyway, you're Flyndell Groundhowell. You're filthy rich."
"What?!? I'm born with an ugly name?!?"
"Not only that, you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth."
"Amazing. My mom must've swallowed it while she was still pregnant."
"Yyyyeeeaahh... Your father's Grind Groundhowell."
"So you mean I own the school?!?"
"Hey, I thought you said you don't know anything."
"I... uhh... rad it in the pamphlet."
"..."
"Who are you anyway?"
"Gian Green. I'm supposed to beyour bestfriend."
"Gian Green?!?! So your dad's Rand Green???"
"Yeap. Sort of."
"That guy's like legend! He's the new Brady Barr!!! He caught all species of allies and crocs and even some lizzies with only one arm!!! Idoliffic
"I guess you read that in the pamphlet too."
"forget the pamphlet, your dad's cool!"
What a fine day. The sun is shining, birds happily singing. What could go wrong? The fact that I brushed my teeth seems an achievement. Better be on the road again.
Aahh. Biking. Refreshes my soul. I owe everything to biking. Reminds me of Mars. The land down under, that's where he is. But how? Why? I'll tell you some other time.
Now let's go back to me, shall we?
So I was biking... At 6:00am. Early, yes. But for me, pretty late. As a newspaper boy, it's a tough job waking up early and roaming the streets: delivering papers(that don't really bring news) to houses guarded by devils called DOGS.
I strutted down the street up to the next doing my thing, when suddenly...
"WTF?!?! You almost killed me! Lock your eyes on the road pregnant dog!!!"
"I'm so sorry!!! I'm really really sorry!!!"
"Who the bloody hell are you???"
he said, deeply looking into my eyes.
"Are we kind of... Related??"
"IDK. Maybe, I guess."
"Just the hair tells us apart."
"Come with me!"
"Hey kid! Where do you live?"
"The house nearest the river, you?"
"Find the largest house around with a blue gate, tell them your FG! Ciao!!!"
...
"Wait!!! First Gentleman?!?! Come back here!!!"
"Very good Ely, you gave that guy your rags, you told him where you live, you let him run away with your bike, your cents in his pocket, and you didn't even manage to ask his name. All you know is that he looks effingly like you."
"Hey people! You! Guard with a stupid hat! Let me in!
"Who's there?"
"I'm the First Gentleman! Open the freakishly large gate!!!"
"Sir Flynn? Is that you?
"Yeah! Whatever!"
"Come inside sir. The whole household had been waiting for you."
Guard:(There's something different about him, I just can't actually tell.XP)
I can't remember what happened then, but the next morning I first went to school.
I boarded the bus that stopped by our gate.
everybody's giving me this kind of look:
*whispering gossips*
Girl1: look what summer did to Flynnie!
Girl2: Hot Blondie!!! awww
"Hey buddy! I saved you a seat! As always."
"Thanks kid."
"Thanks kid?!?! Don't you 'thanks kid' me!!! I'm your spoon!!!"
"And I'm the fork?!?"
"Ok. You got blonde, then you got dumb. What happened???"
"What happened what???"
"YOUR THE BUTTER KNIFE!!! For Godsakes, bessy, tell me what REALLY happened."
"What happened?!? I'll tell you what happened!!! Ijust lost my memory!!! I don't know who I am, who you are, everything!!!"
"If this makes you happy, I'll roll with you bessy."
"Thank You."
"Anyway, you're Flyndell Groundhowell. You're filthy rich."
"What?!? I'm born with an ugly name?!?"
"Not only that, you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth."
"Amazing. My mom must've swallowed it while she was still pregnant.
""Yyyyeeeaahh... Your father's Grind Groundhowell."
"So you mean I own the school?!?"
"Hey, I thought you said you don't know anything."
"I... uhh... rad it in the pamphlet."
"..."
"Who are you anyway?"
"Gian Green. I'm supposed to beyour bestfriend."
"Gian Green?!?! So your dad's Rand Green???"
"Yeap. Sort of."
"That guy's like legend! He's the new Brady Barr!!! He caught all species of allies and crocs and even some lizzies with only one arm!!! Idoliffic
"I guess you read that in the pamphlet too."
"forget the pamphlet, your dad's cool!"
